11/11/2022 0 Comments Top 10 game of thrones nude scenes![]() ![]() First of all, floor sex always seems hot. If you can put the Red Wedding out of your brain, this scene will surely make your pulse race (if you can’t put the Red Wedding out of your brain, it might make you sob, so….). Rob and Talisa on the floor: Season two, episode eight Still, Watching Stannis lay Melisandre down atop a battle map on a massive table is pretty darn scintillating. Making a monster shadow baby? Not the most scintillating turn-on, if you ask us. Stannis and Melisandre on the table: Season two, episode two What starts here as a simple intimate act of shaving turns into something much steamier when Loras turns his attention further South. There may be more female nudity scenes in GoT than there are male nude scenes, but the occasional gay scenes definitely leave an impression. This is starting to feel a little bit like naughty Clue, no? Jaime and Cersei in the tower with the Peeping Tom! Loras & Renly with the razor! But we digress. Loras and Renly while shaving: Season one, episode five If the women are faking what, ahem, comes with Littlefinger’s guidance, though, it’s probably safe to say they nailed the lesson. It’s basically Littlefinger instructing the prostitute Ros and another prostitute named Armeca in the art of faking it for clients. Make no mistake this scene is full of weirdness. Ros & Armeca in the brothel: Season one, episode seven And it doesn’t hurt that Daenerys got a lesson in seduction from her handmaid Doreah before her tryst with Drogo. But if we’re giving credit where credit is due, we’ve gotta say that the consensual sex in this scene is both hot and surprisingly tender. That casts a bit of a pall on this scene, when Daenerys finally takes charge in the bedroom. Let it be said that it’s tragic, on many levels, that the marriage between Daenerys and Khal Drogo began with rape. Daenerys and her handmaid, then Drogo: Season one, episode two Which is why we recommend putting on your “ignorance is bliss” goggles and viewing this scene as a sexy tower romp between Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Lena Headey. And if you dwell on the fact that Jaime is boning his twin, Cersei, it’s sure to gross you out. Jaime and Cersei in the tower: Season one, episode oneĪdmittedly, this doesn’t end well for little peeper Bran Stark. The following scenes are sure to make you want to pour yourself a glass of Arbor Gold wine and lay your lover down on a furry pelt by the fire. We say those are probably the people who are in dire need of this very list. Because HBO is a network known for pushing the boundaries, some critics say the abundance of graphic intimacy in GoT is gratuitous. GoT doesn’t do anything half-heartedly, and that includes exploring sexuality and erotica in all its forms: the good, the bad, the controversial, the incestuous, the violent and even the experiences we’ve chosen to block from our memory. Suffice it to say, it wasn’t difficult for us to round up a slew of the best sex scenes in Game of Thrones‘ history for your viewing pleasure. Weiss have certainly achieved that harmony by delivering some of the hottest scenes on TV. Over the last seven seasons of the hit HBO series, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. For as much gore and brutality and bashing people’s brains in that Game of Thrones involves, there’s practically just as much, uh, smashing people’s brains out - if you catch our drift. When he gently threatens her by cooing, "You dont want to awake the dragon," were pretty sure we know what he was getting at.A universe must have balance, right? Take Westeros, Essos and the rest of the Known World, for instance. Because in this show, families stay close. Why its shocking: Well, in case you missed it, that was Viserys Targaryen you just met and he was casually fondling his sister. Just before exiting, he turns around to say: "When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today." Eugh. The platinum-blonde pixie corrects Daeneryss posture, undresses her, longingly admires her chest and conducts a rudimentary breast cancer examination before jauntily skipping off. We learn that she is to be pawned off to Khal Drogo, the leader of the savage Dothraki tribe, but this doesnt seem to bother the fake Legolas that brings Daenerys a bridal gown. By the halfway point, we already know about Tyrions Impish ways and soon after were whisked away to Pentos where we meet nervy naïf Daenerys Targaryen. ![]() Oh Brother Game of Thrones started with a bang (several actually), making its intentions known in an opening episode that introduced us to all of the principal characters while also managing to fit in deception, decapitations and debauchery. ![]()
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